Meet The Dicktionary — a laugh-out-loud collection of words you’ll never use in polite company.Born from the viral Word of the Day TikTok series by Richard “Dick” Cumming, this delightfully rude, occasionally educational masterpiece celebrates the creative side of swearing.

From pishferrets and ambitchious achievers to the full-blown fucktastrophes of everyday life, every page redefines language with wit, warmth, and a healthy dose of Scottish sarcasm.

It’s the perfect companion for the bathroom, the bar, or the bedside table — depending on your company.Packed with definitions, examples, and “Dick’s Notes” that make even your gran blush, The Dicktionary is what happens when linguistics meets bad behaviour.

Because good words deserve bad intentions.